Stuff that makes us laugh

Instructors’ tales: The pierhead jump

2020-11-06T11:25:53+00:00April 26th, 2018|Yarns|

In which Trevor Clifton describes some of the skills needed to sail out of harbour   We sailed everywhere. No engines was the rule. That was when you could tie up on harbour walls. It’d be a bit more difficult these days when everyone parks in marinas. We ran the courses on Contessa 28s, usually with [...]

Lucy L Ford: A romantic night afloat

2020-11-06T11:25:56+00:00April 26th, 2018|Yarns|

In early May, at the start of what was to be one of our coldest summers, the newly appointed President of the Pontoon Camping Association decided to encourage new membership and extend the BBQ experience of existing members, beyond the confines of the Harbour by announcing that the first ‘President’s BBQ’ would be taking place [...]

Instructors’ tales: Sticky situation

2020-11-06T11:25:57+00:00April 26th, 2018|Yarns|

In which John Clarke recalls a battery top-up tip from an old soldier he’d prefer his charterers not to follow Having run a sailing school for 18 years I can honestly say that the instructors I have worked with have all been larger than life characters. And none more so than Sticky Stapylton. Sticky is [...]

Instructors’ tales: Table for three?

2020-11-06T11:25:58+00:00April 26th, 2018|Yarns|

In which Steve Crook recalls the inevitable degeneration of a couple’s weekend refresher course   It started out much like any other teaching assignment. A married couple wanted to spend a May weekend brushing up their sailing skills before their Mediterranean holiday that Summer. “We want to start early and finish late,” they asserted, “and we [...]

Instructors’ tales: Well done Fido

2020-11-06T11:26:01+00:00April 26th, 2018|Yarns|

In which Neil Payter obtains some canine assistance in creating a true shaggy dog story  Living on my boat (a Yamaha 34) at Haslar Marina with my partner Maria, who runs the Lightship bar & restaurant there, I have plenty of opportunities to witness the difficulties many boat owners experience parking a boat. As a [...]

The Christmas List

2020-11-06T11:26:01+00:00April 26th, 2018|Yarns|

By Lucy L Ford For Christmas, the skipper gave me a voluminous pair of bright yellow, waterproof dungarees. A perfect match for the bright yellow, ill-fitting wellingtons purchased the year before. Whilst I might admit to domestic proportions that are more ample than are convenient for the skipper’s middle-aged fantasies – these would have fitted [...]

Andrew Bray: Say it right, matey

2019-05-21T18:19:54+01:00April 24th, 2018|Yarns|

By Andrew Bray. Illustration: Guy Venables If you’re fortunate enough to sail a gaff-rigger, she should really come with a dictionary of terminology to differentiate the bobstay from the snotter, the bowsprit from the bumkin The non-sailor might reasonably assume that surrounding all things nautical with language that is as obscure as it is archaic [...]

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